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jelena.spasic89
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18.1.2012 17:05
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!
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jelena.spasic89
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18.1.2012 17:05
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A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir.
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 17:03
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My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother.
It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That darned clock always was slow.
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 17:03
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An elderly married couple were walking in the park the other day and noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, kissing passionately.
The wife asked, "Why don't you do like that man?"
The husband replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 17:02
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Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.
Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover!
Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too!
Man to miser: Why do
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 17:02
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Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone.
Patient to his friend: The nurse in this hospital is really wonderful. She touched me and my fever got cured immediately.
Friend: Yeah, I could hear her tou
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 17:01
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Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it?
Answer: Lice
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.&nbs
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nikola-nesic
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18.1.2012 15:56
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Hello, if there is girls for chat u can caontact me :)
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mihajlo77
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18.1.2012 12:13
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"Love is the only passion that does not acknowledge any past or future."
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